Top 10 Excuses for getting a new mobile phone

1. Lost it in a toilet – Well? Go fish it out!
2. Dropped it in a pint
3. Left it at a “place” in Amsterdam – BTW, GPS tracking is great!
4. Dropped it down a well
5. Left it at the airport
6. My car was stolen – my phone was in it
7. I dropped it out of the hot air balloon
8. It’s not pink
9. It is pink
10. He’s got a smaller one than me

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